Week one is completed...and we have had out fair share of adventures. We are currently in the process of writing a movie script about our time here. It is going to be a mixture between American Psycho and Green Street Hooligans, it will undoubtedly be an instant cult classic. Well we went out and celebrated part 2 of my birthday, and it was nothing short of incredible. For a second consecutive night we all pregamed with 2 bottles of red wine, which has become the standard around here. Im not quite sure what happened next, but apparently we ran into the IU Kappas and negotiated a personal Little 5 w/ sheiking...Bingo. Yesterday we moved into our place and it is fucking obnoxious. It is nicer than the Phillips mansion, and roommates 8, 9, and 10, are nothing short of fabulous. After a rowdy all male pregame, we headed out to the bars all with a bottle of rosso vino in tow. Potts was sure that we were going to get arrested...after the usual pub crawl, we became lost wandering around down town Florence in a drunken stooper. When my group of 4 arrived back at the condo at 4 am, there was nothing short of a rowdy party going on in our condo. Chase was dancing on a table by himself to 2 of Amerikaz most wanted...and roommate 9 was spitting game in about 8 different directions. Steve was hiding in a corner because he thought we were being too loud. At approximately 7 am, Potts made everyone pasta and then we all crashed by about 730. I believe our total for the night was: 29 bottles of wine, 14 packs of cigarettes, 1000 Euro bar tab, and we lost one roommate (who will remain unnamed) to a Scandanavian olympian high jumper. We are yet to find him...
For a spin-off episode of last night please read Larkins adventure!
Missing Kozik, Dan, and anyone else who has a pin that ends in 3...
The American Vampires
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